The Simple Suburban Peasant Life….

Yesterday afternoon, I picked a giant bowl of strawberries from my strawberry patch in my back yard. This is what I, in my mundane lower middle class suburban existence, see as getting back in contact with my peasant origins!

Yet, as my mother might say (and does, most times I visit her), I have not the slightest idea of what it means to be a peasant. As she points out, I do not know what it is like to suffer all the hardships of peasant life, like warming your bare feet in cow manure in the winter because you don’t have shoes!

The above photo, by the way, is of my mother and her father and elder siblings, circa 1939 or 1940, living their simple peasant lives. My mother looks both adorable and happy – she is the youngest in the photo.

But whilst Nietzsche might despise the mundane nature of my suburban existence, I still think that it is important to remain connected to the soil in some way, both for health and for sanity.

My parents both were born on subsistence farms in Italy, although obviously limited land and the advent of complex 20th century economics meant that ‘peasant’ was no longer a viable career choice for them. But think of this – until they, and millions like them, made the leap thousand of miles across the world, there would have been a hundred or more generations before them of peasant farmers. Myself, an office worker in what I think the American sociologist Alvin Toeffler described as the ‘cognitariat’, is in the first generation of my family to not be born as a peasant in a rural setting.

Instead, I live in what was a city of 2 million at the time of my birth, and is now 5 million in size. The skyline of high rise apartment blocks is creeping closer and closer – only two kilometres east of my home are two tall apartment towers. More and more people, including children, are living or growing up in boxes, rather than surrounded by some modest semblance of nature.

Is it any wonder that food allergies in children are becoming more common, and that kids are more prone to minor illnesses? They are living in totally artificial environments, only recently removed from what was the reality for the bulk of humanity – rural agricultural life.

True, we have it much better in terms of medicine, nutrition, clothing, shelter, control of our environment. But is it truly a good thing for us to be able to control our environment so fully? And what will we (highly evolved monkeys which I hope we are not) leave for the rest of nature? Possums annoy me but I am glad that they are out there, and they are welcome to most of my figs.

The Ghost in the Machine…

iTunes is gone. What do we have now?

I tried using Apple Music just now, for what I think is the first time since they deleted iTunes (I am not sure as I am not tech savvy).

I have found what is there now totally unresponsive, playing songs by artists I want to listen to at random rather than the songs I want to hear, and where I try to load my recommended playlist, it is not loading.

So… I want to listen to some Bowie, and I need to go through a lot of stuff I am not quite as keen on to get to Under Pressure or Life On Mars or Modern Love. Oh – Modern Love won’t play yet.

This is frustrating. If there is a ghost in the Apple Music machine, it is NOT Steve Jobs.

Jim Wong’s for sale

https://www.goodfood.com.au/eat-out/news/he-loved-everything-about-footscray-jim-wong-restaurant-for-sale-after-60-years-20191025-h1j50f

It is rather sad to read today that Jim Wong’s Chinese Restaurant, a Footscray institution, is for sale. It’s been there for as long as I can remember and I have many fond memories of lunches and dinners there.

Hopefully it finds a new owner and continues for many more years to come.

Grumble about frequent flyer points

I’m a skeptic about frequent flyer points anyway. When Ansett collapsed in late 2001 I lost 58000 points in my private account, mostly through use of my diners club card as main credit card.

So when I was trying to get some points from Qantas over my emirates flights to Italy, I was hoping that there might be something, but I was not holding my breath. Today I got an email that I am not eligible for any points for those flights.

Totally OK. But why suggest people are eligible for any points with global partners then? Part of all those alliances is not having to bother carrying a squillion different loyalty cards.

Which means Qantas has just lost credibility with me. Big time.

Why climbing Ayers Rock is wrong

I’m conservative and I still call it Ayers Rock. I visited it in 2005 and my heart skipped a beat when I first saw it.

But did I try to climb it? No way! Aside from the fact I am not some sort of insane mountaineering type, there were signs all over the place from the traditional owners asking very nicely for people to respect their feelings and beliefs and to not climb it.

As Dale Carnegie might say, saying please can get you a long way.

After reading the signs, I was more than happy to both follow my own non adventurous instincts and to comply with the wishes of the owners and not climb it.

When I read some of the self absorbed views and see the photos in the attached article about some of the Instagram influencers and such people, I am just taken with how shallow they are. Who needs to be warned about the risks when the hosts are telling you very politely that it is dangerous and they don’t want you to get hurt and they don’t want you to hurt their feelings? Doing handstands on top of the rock is so insensitive.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/northern-territory/influencers-reason-for-deciding-to-climb-uluru-before-the-ban/news-story/b53928ee54800a6070bc0670b1679356

St Kevin’s schoolboys live up to my expectations

You know, of my contemporaries, I’ve never met a St Kevin’s old boy whom I liked, to borrow from Wil Rodgers.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/st-kevins-college-students-caught-chanting-offensive-lyrics-on-melbourne-tram/news-story/06d056348a763898a83b8da6a0636dea

This latest news report about their behaviour just confirms my views about most people who attend that school. Privileged and self entitled spoilt prats….

Remembering the satellites…

I just looked outside in the glooming dusk and saw a bright star moving fast, and silently.

I assume it was the international space station in low earth orbit. It moved too fast to be a star, and too high and quiet to be a plane.

We don’t get excited about satellites anymore. We take them for granted – assuming we actually look at the night sky at all.

But I remember as a small child in the early 70s, sitting outside our home in the backyard with my parents, when my father would point at a fast moving star with almost child like delight and say that was a satellite.

We used to look for those things, and we used to marvel at them. Now… we live in a time when even the many miracles of science bore us.

Nothing is enchanted anymore, and they might be why so many among us love the savage desensitised violence and amorality of Game of Thrones. Peaceful life bores us, even when it is amazing.

Footnote – my parents lived through the Second World War as witnesses to the fighting in their villages. Something like a satellite would have seemed a happy miracle to them in comparison to that.

Dubai Airport takes on a surreal carnival atmosphere

It’s about 1am and I’m in Dubai waiting for a connecting flight. Aside from the temples of material excess which are the duty free stores, there is even a Hard Rock Cafe in the terminal, and some guy with a guitar doing a performance not too far from that. This is way over the top and a little surreal. All I want is to get home.

Why, with over a million people of Italian background in Australia, doesn’t Qantas introduce a long haul non stop flight to Rome? That would shave many hours off my ordeal. This return journey also stops at Singapore, and I am unable to sleep sitting up so it will be quite an ordeal for me.

Do the trains run on time in Italy?

During the past month of rail travel between cities, I often heard announcements about whether the train I was on was running on time or late (the announcement usually said it was running on time) and that was so unusual to my ears that it reminded me of the infamous saying about Mussolini making the trains run on time.

The origin of the myth about Mussolini and the trains running on time was recounted in Martin Gilbert’s History of the 20th Century. When, after the match on Rome, the king summoned Mussolini to form a new government, the train wanted to wait. He insisted that it leave immediately, and said something along the lines of “From now on, the trains run on time.” He was overheard by the wife of the British ambassador, who then shared this anecdote.

There you have it. I expect that myth is why there are all these announcements about whether the train is on time. Italians can’t help but play up to it.

Homesick

I’m about 28 hours from the start of my journey home and I am feeling pretty homesick now. There are a lot of things I miss. Aside from the obvious – ie my family, friends and my own home, here are some of the less obvious things that I take for granted:

Speaking English: after my first week, which was partly spent at a cultural conference in Cosenza with some other Australians, I have been speaking Italian constantly to the point where sometimes I am thinking in Italian.

The Night Sky: in Bologna I looked up at the stars and they were unfamiliar and I felt the first pangs of homesickness.

Doing Laundry at Home: I’ve been doing laundry in my hotel room, using a bottle of unfamiliar lavender scented washing detergent I bought in my first week here. I am sick of the unfamiliar scent and can hardly wait to get back to using cheap Aldi laundry detergent in my own washing machine.

Supermarkets: I really miss Coles and Woolworths and even Aldi, the supermarkets here just seem so different with different brands and names in Italian.

Thai food: I’m a regular at my local Thai restaurant and I miss eating there a whole lot right now.

Usual TV programming: I don’t own a TV anymore, but I do stream some stuff on my iMac when I can be bothered. In my hotel I can enjoy either Italian news or dubbed versions of NCIS or CSI constantly- shows I don’t bother watching in English.

Myki: I have been taking a lot of public transport in the cities I have visited and I miss using my myki to hop on the bus or tram or train in Melbourne.

The Herald Sun: ever since childhood I’ve been a reader of the herald and the sun, and their successor paper rather than the more highbrow Age. I don’t buy it that often anymore, but almost a month away reminds me how much I enjoy its shallow dogmatic reporting.

Gardening: I need to get out there and plant my tomatoes and do a whole lot of urgent digging and mowing when I get home.

On the other hand, I don’t miss work – except for all my friends in the office. I could quite happily retire right now and not feel the slightest pang about the rat race.

When I get back to my home after this long away, it will seem a little different and unfamiliar and that will make it seem a little more interesting for a while.