On Becoming A God In Central Florida

I’m the sort of person who tends to cope better than most with the lockdown which has been caused by the current plague. Living in a house with large front and back yards suits me, and in early February I had the foresight to get my NBN installed and my internet plan upgraded to unlimited …

What I Miss Most During Lockdown….

On Saturday, whilst binge watching some TV, I discovered a new show on Apple TV+, a gentle sporting comedy called ‘Ted Lasso’, about an American gridiron coach who is hired to coach an English Premier League soccer team. The new owner’s motives for doing so are somewhat Machiavellian – she got the team as part …

Diplomatic Immunity

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/aug/10/queensland-court-dismisses-student-activist-drew-pavlous-case-against-chinese-diplomat?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Drew Pavlou, the UQ student who has become a high profile human rights activist (at great personal cost) has lost a court case where he accused the PRC consul of inciting violence against him. The case was lost on the issue of diplomatic immunity. Like most people of my generation, the term diplomatic immunity …

In Which I Am Visited By A Kookaburra….

When I was walking to the supermarket this morning, I happened to hear a rather uncommon but strangely familiar bird call. I looked in the direction of the sound, and lo! it was a kookaburra on the antenna of the house opposite mine. This is pretty rare. Whilst I have read that kookaburras are occasionally …

Falling Towers and Modern Ghost Towns: What does the future hold for inner cities post COVID?

What is the city over the mountains Cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air Falling towers Jerusalem Athens Alexandria Vienna London Unreal Friends and foes (alas) alike who have known me long enough will know that I have this tendency to quote T.S. Eliot, an intellectual pretension which I have yet to outgrow …

The West Melbourne Swamp and other reflections on local history

At the risk of sounding paternalistic, and possibly imperialistic, where I live in Avondale Heights was, for a brief moment in time, the very edge of the known world. In early February 1803, the naval officer James Fleming and the surveyor Charlies Grimes left their ship in the bay, and rowed up the Yarra mouth. …

Uber Eats and Netflix: Bread and Circuses, 21st Century Style

iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli / uendimus, effudit curas; nam qui dabat olim / imperium, fasces, legiones, omnia, nunc se / continet atque duas tantum res anxius optat, / panem et circenses.  Writing at the time the Roman Empire was reaching its greatest extent, in his Satire X, the Roman poet Juvenal denounced the apathy …