In Which I Am Haunted By A Poltergeist

Let me start by saying that despite self-identifying as a Catholic every 5 years on the census, I am not a superstitious person.

However, since Sunday morning, something strange has happened five times in my home. My shaving handle (Gillette Fusion Power) is battery operated, and it has somehow turned itself on five times in the past 60 hours. Quite strange. Once it happened just as I was walking past the bathroom.

As I am now five months into growing an isolation beard, I am not shaving at the moment, and do not plan to until some sanity returns to daily life. Perhaps the spirit world is telling me I should shave.

In any event, if this is the only nuisance that this poltergeist is going to cause in my home, they are welcome to share it with me.

Published by Ernest Zanatta

Narrow minded Italian Catholic Conservative Peasant from Footscray.

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