Rock Me Amadeus – Entering a unique version of Hell

The Vienna based (but American) fantasy novelist, Jonathan Carroll, once wrote a wickedly black short story ‘The Jane Fonda Room’, in which damned person gets to choose their own unique version of Hell, and the protagonist of the story chooses The Jane Fonda Room, where he will watch all her films over and over again …

Masque of the Red Death – Or… I don’t have Coronavirus but my share portfolio does

Ouch ouch ouch! Last Friday afternoon, I really should have pressed the sell button on my share portfolio. After one week (so far) of blood letting in the share market, I am down over $30G! It looks like Coronavirus is the black swan event which we all expected but which none of us were prepared …

Caulfield Grammar, Mack Horton, and a Swimming Pool

In the past week, the Fairfax press has revealed that Australian swimming champion Mack Horton was apparently going to have a swimming pool named after him at his old school, Caulfield Grammar, but that this plan was quietly shelved due to his public criticism of convicted drug cheat Sun Yang, in order to protect the …

What would Elvis do? Reflections on a slow moving Liberal Party tram wreck…

I consider myself as a personally conservative person, albeit someone who reluctantly describes himself as a libertarian (very reluctantly – I loathe the word). As such, I would have some guarded sympathy for the Liberal Party, albeit as someone who very much regards himself as an outsider looking in. As a responsible and engaged citizen, …

Holden’s Cheshire Cat Smile

The decision by General Motors to retire the Holden brand and withdraw from the Australian car market entirely has disappointed and upset many people. There has long been a perception that Holden was an Australian company, and that Holdens are Australian cars. I expect that many people, never having reason to reflect on the matter, …

Huey Lewis is there for us, again!

1986 was definitely not a great year in my life. Aside from my default from being 17 and facing that semi-adult rite of passage that involves finishing high school (at my local school, where the likelihood of successfully completing high school in six years, from when you started six years earlier, was about 12.5% at …

Support your local vandals…

Sometime in the 18th Century, Bishop George Berkeley wrote his thoughts on empiricism. He could be credited, perhaps, with the ideas which underpin the question ‘If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does the tree make a noise?’ I suppose the good bishop would, given his writings, …

Coronavirus can kill you, but so too can cigarettes

I was thinking just now about former musical enfant terrible Ben Lee, who in his early album Breathing Tornadoes (back when he was quoted, whether in jest or hubristic earnestness I know not, as saying he was the best Australian singer-songwriter ever, or something like that) included a song titled ‘Cigarettes can kill you’. [Is …

Atticus Finch she ain’t: the bizarre tragedy of Nicola Gobbo

Anyone, man, woman, boy, or girl, who loves their father and idolises him as a hero, cannot help but be moved to tears by the narrative of Scout Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird. It is a narrative of a ten year old girl, frustrated by having a father who is somewhat elderly compared to …