Latest on the West Maribyrnong Explosives Factory Site

First when I lived opposite it in Maribyrnong, and now in Avondale Heights, this giant vacant site has been preying on my mind for the past 28 years.

However, it doesn’t look like anyone is going to do anything about it in a real hurry, at least not til the land value is way higher than the cost of decontamination of the site.

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‘No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition’: Something Else Which No Pope Has Apologised For Yet….

Over 50 years ago, Monty Python did an episode called ‘Spanish Inquisition’, which has since then led to many memes along the theme of ‘No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition’.

Through ridicule, one of the more shameful chapters in the history of the Catholic Church is diminished.

However, I am not sure that the Catholic Church has apologised about this.

Not that it is a singular matter for which the Church should offer apologies.

There is also the fraud which was the Gift of Constantine, the lie on which the Church based its rule over Rome for 1300 years. Has any Pope apologised for that?

More seriously, given that I am an Anglomorph living in an Anglophonic country where English common and constitutional law prevails, is the reaction of the Catholic Church to the Magna Carta. This was, as readers of this blog are likely to already know, granted by King John to his unhappy barons in 1215.

This is, in its various forms from that time onward, the foundation of English constitutional law and the first significant codification of the doctrine of Due Process, which is taken so seriously within the Anglophonic countries.

Yet at the time, Pope Innocent, preoccupied with growing his own political power, declared the Magna Carta to be ‘not only shameful and demeaning but also illegal and unjust’. He stated that it was ‘null and void of all validity for ever’. He ordered King John to not observe it (an order which King John was delighted to receive).

Hence the Pope not only allowed King John to perjure himself, but he repudiated the rights set out in the Magna Carta in perpetuity.

Has any Pope ever apologised for this egregious wrong?

Hypocrisy On Parliament Hill…

The above story from the Canberra Times does trigger me, as to the irony and hypocrisy.

Basically, there is an employee of the diversity and inclusion team in Parliament House who is claiming that she was sacked for her disability.

Her employers are claiming that it was due to a restructure rather than her claim that it was due to her seeking a reasonable adjustment.

This will be tested in the courts.

The irony is that AFTER this woman was terminated, photos of her with her support dog were used on social media to promote the Department of Parliamentary Services’ credentials as an inclusive and diverse employer.

Sadly, this kind of faux pas is not unique to Parliament House. I have been supporting a friend who has been trying to achieve resolution of a sexual harassment complaint for several years which her employer (a private sector contracting company) mishandled. After the initial bungling of her complaint, her photo was placed on posters encouraging people to report inappropriate comments.

It just goes to show that a lot of employers in this day and age are continuing to claim to be inclusive and enlightened, but are anything but.

Dance Like No One Is Watching?

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I will be honest – if deploring the excessive nationalistic tendencies and taxpayer funding for national sporting teams was an Olympic sport, then I would be a gold medallist.

The amount of attention which faux (or ersatz) break dancer Raygun has received for her rather underwhelming performance at the recent Olympics has got me thinking.

We often enjoy watching people fail.

For example, there are those sadly deluded people who make fools of themselves during the early auditions on Australian Idol, deliberately chosen by the show producers to entertain the home audience with their cacophony.

Then there are those appalling people who appear on the Australian edition of Married At First Sight, who are always hooking up and breaking up and feuding with each other. Who does not relish the moral and intellectual failings of those folk?

It seems to be something that has been with us as a social species for a very long time, given that the main entertainment in Ancient Rome involved either feeding people to wild beasts or gladiatorial contests.

Now Raygun has her, to borrow from Andy Warhol, 15 minutes of fame (or is it infamy?) as a breakdancer manque, and everyone is piling on. There are those, like the rather tiresome commentators on Skynews, who are going out of their way to denounce her. Then there are those who just make fun of it – the vast majority. And there are the woke ones who claim that she is being unfairly belittled.

What do I really think? The algorithm on Facebook is feeding me a disproportionate number of posts about the matter (I do have a cover photo of this event at the moment on my page), so I assume that artificial intelligence is trying to tell me what to think about it.

I’m very skeptical about the Olympics and about our win at all costs national obsession with gold medals. I’ve been like this for over 30 years, even since I was passing through Canberra at the time of the 1994 Commonwealth Games and saw the mania expressed in our nation’s capital. I don’t really care too much if we win medals or not.

For me, Raygun doing her act at the Paris Olympics is the greatest highlight in Australian Olympic history since the men’s 4x100m freestyle team played air guitar after beating the seppos in Sydney in 2000.

Or perhaps when Bradbury, the journeyman speedskater, fluked Australia’s first gold in the Winter Olympics when his competitors all tripped over themselves just before the finishing line and he went from last place to gold. Although of course, in this instance, there was no going from last place to gold.

As for Raygun herself? She seems to be someone who has a very strong love of life and who is very good humoured and fun loving. I hope she continues to love life, and that perhaps regardless of the joyless sour commentators like Peta Credlin on Skynews that she becomes a folk hero, complete with product endorsements and TV hosting gigs.

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Double Breasted Suits Are Back, Baby!

Having recently officially retired (and getting a large payout yesterday of my remaining unused leave credits), you would think that buying a new suit would be the last thing on my mind.

After all, I hate wearing suits, and the two suits I bought from Peter Jackson back in 2002 (to celebrate a promotion at work) mostly hang in the wardrobe unused, maybe getting pulled out and worn once or twice a year. My usual ‘style’ is to wear jeans, Reeboks, and rugby tops – or a blazer and shirt in place of a rugby top (such as on those frequent occasions where I visit the Kelvin Club, where I have become a fixture in the past two and a half years).

But these are unusual times. Having retired, I need things to do to keep myself amused, and last week I was Elected to the Savage Club, the quirkiest of the Melbourne private clubs. The Savage Club enforces a strict old school dress code, where jacket and tie are always required.

Which means that I felt it was time to augment my wardrobe.

The two suits I bought back in 2002 were both double breasted, as was the suit I bought back in 1995. Double breasted has a certain dignitas to it which single breasted sadly lacks. Unfortunately, it has in recent years been rather difficult to find double breasted (I am not so cashed up that I am going to visit Henry Bucks to fill my wardrobe).

That seems to have changed. When wandering past Peter Jackson earlier this month, I saw a double breasted suit in the window for the first time in ages, and I knew that this was a sign from above – it was finally time for me to buy a new suit.

Oops….

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It’s interesting to see political incompetence in action so poetically.

Insiders know that Richard Shields is the brother of former Victorian liberal party state director Julian Sheezel.

Cain is not expected to be the keeper of Abel, but obviously one is much more capable than the other.

I think that the people who stopped Shields becoming a Senator last year did the Australian people a solid.

The Australian Olympic Team – Where Too Much Ain’t Enough

The Olympics are over, and I hope that we as a nation-state have sated our gluttony for gold medals for a few months at least.

After all, we did win 18 of those at these Olympics, the most we have ever won in history, coming fourth in the tally behind the USA, China, and Japan – nations which are far larger and more powerful than us in terms of population, wealth, and economic influence.

I tend to agree with the extremely cynical guerrilla rock band TISM, who have surfaced at various times over the past 40 years to amuse and entertain Melburnians with their unique satirical version of rock music.

Their savage Olympic focused song ‘Give up for Australia!’ wearily chants:
“Five metres! Four, three, two, one!
Gold to Australia! Gold to Australia!
Gold to Australia! Gold to Australia!”
Gold! Gold!

[Verse 1]
May all our young Aussie swimmers
Be resigned to failure

May our nation state
Be always second rate

[Sample]
“Five metres! Four, three, two, one!
Gold, gold, gold! Gold, gold, gold!”

[Verse 2]
May Timorese fishermen
Evade the Aussie sailor

May we do as history teaches
Die on Middle Eastern beaches

[Chorus]
Give up, give up, give up, give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up
Give up for Australia
Give up for Australia
Give up for Australia
Give up for Australia

The ‘gold for Australia’ bits are samples from some actual sports commentator as one or other swimmer approaches the finishing line.

I have regularly and wearily commented over the years, both inside this blog and in person, about how unhealthy it is for Australia to obsess over the Olympic medal tally to the extent it does. This is the sort of attitude more suited to the propaganda motives of tyrannies and totalitarian regimes rather than that of a prosperous liberal democracy.

Let’s look at the top ten medal tallies from a few significant moments in time.

Berlin 1936

RankNationGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1 Germany*383132101
2 United States24211257
3 Hungary101516
4 Italy913527
5 Finland85619
6 France76619
7 Sweden651021
8 Japan641020
9 Netherlands64717
10 Austria57517

Melbourne 1956

RankNationGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1 Soviet Union37293298
2 United States32251774
3 Australia*1381435
4 Hungary910726
5 Italy88925
6 Sweden*85619
7 United Team of Germany613726
8 Great Britain671124
9 Romania53513
10 Japan410519

Montreal 1976

RankNOCGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1 Soviet Union494135125
2 East Germany40252590
3 United States34352594
4 West Germany10121739
5 Japan961025
6 Poland761326
7 Bulgaria69722
8 Cuba64313
9 Romania491427
10 Hungary451322

Seoul 1988

RankNationGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1 Soviet Union553146132
2 East Germany373530102
3 United States36312794
4 South Korea*12101133
5 West Germany11141540
6 Hungary116623
7 Bulgaria10121335
8 Romania711624
9 France64616
10 Italy64414

Paris 2024

RankNOCGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1 United States404442126
2 China40272491
3 Japan20121345
4 Australia18191653
5 France*16262264
6 Netherlands1571234
7 Great Britain14222965
8 South Korea1391032
9 Italy12131540
10 Germany1213833

I have chosen 1936 because it was the last Olympic Games before the Cold War, where the host nation, Nazi Germany, clearly won the medal tally as part of their ideologically driven push to show their national superiority. I note that their allies Fascist Italy and Militarist Japan also did fairly well.

Next is 1956, both because it was hosted in Australia, and because the Cold War was in full swing by then. The Soviet Union, not a contender pre-war, topped the tallies, with other Warsaw Pact nations also making a decent showing.

Montreal 1976 is significant because it was the last Olympics for 12 years not to be marred by boycotts by either the Western Bloc or the Eastern Bloc. Both the Soviet Union and its ally East Germany did extremely well, and the top 10 was well represented by other communist regimes, including unlikely Cuba.

Seoul 1988 was the last Olympics before the Velvet Revolution and the end of the Cold War. Again, the Soviet Union and East Germany topped the medal table, with other Warsaw Pact allies showing much success.

And of course we can now compare those results to Paris 2024, where Russia is under a blanket ban from competing due to the discovery of what probably is a half century plus of drug cheating, but where Communist China is the new tyrant on the Bloc (sic), able to stand shoulder to shoulder in sport against the Western Democracies.

The moral of the story is that even if you are not rich enough, you can still spend a lot of money and similarly buy success at the Olympics. Fascist regimes did that in 1936, and Communist regimes did that for the entirety of the Cold War. It was simply a matter of redirecting resources away from the people and (temporarily) away from armament programs.

The propaganda value of doing that is high, which is why dictators have always placed such an emphasis on it, not all that far removed from the extravagant funding of gladiatorial games by the Roman Emperors.

And where does that leave Australia? Ever since the nasty shock of failing to Gold in 1976 (although to be honest, that probably has something to do with East German drug cheats who have not been retrospectively discovered and disqualified), we have placed a growing and unhealthy emphasis on funding elite sports, so that we can compete on the international stage.

A wealthy nation does not need to excessively fund sport – the amount of leisure time and aggregate public health standards means that our people are going to be more competitive without needing to pump the dollars in. And with a healthy democracy, we do not need to promote the propaganda value of sport as a nation building myth.

But we do and will continue to do so, and it is about to get much worse.

During the Olympics, London gold medallist Sally Pearson has been using the soap box of the Murdoch Press to argue for even greater funding. With the 2032 Brisbane Olympics looming closer and closer, she argues emotively for greater funding for sports stadia in Brisbane to replace the current ones, so that the nation will not be embarrassed. She also argues for greater direct funding to elite athletes, including in sports where Australia is not historically competitive, so as to offset the great personal sacrifices those aspirational Olympians make to achieve their dreams.

[I do not think Break Dancing figures in the sports she wishes to get greater funding. I did not find Sally Pearson’s comments on Break Dancing to be particularly coherent as far as any messaging went.]

I say that enough is enough. Our national gluttony for sports gold at virtually any cost is unbecoming to us as a nation, both as being unsporting, and reflective of values better suited to a tyranny than to a democracy.

Pass The Dutchie?

Back in 1982, a band of teenaged British Jamaicans had a world wide hit with a soft reggae song titled ‘Pass The Dutchie’. It was quite a silly song (I quite like reggae usually, particularly ‘Is this love?’ and ‘No Woman No Cry’) and did not really deserve much notice or to be a number one hit.

I did however go back and revisit the lyrics a few years ago and discovered somewhat to my bemusement that a ‘Dutchie’ is some sort of slang term for the sort of pipe people use to smoke pot.

Of course this is not something I would know much about. I lead a relatively sheltered life and do not approve of pot smoking or harder drugs. Nor, thankfully (at least as far as I know), are any of my family or friends the sort of people who indulge in such vices.

Footscray, mind you, has for most of the past forty years had more than a minor drug problem, which has frequently scared ordinary folk away from it. The 1990s were a time where the heroin program was pretty visible, even to naive people like me – after all, syringes made for a serious and highly visible littering problem, not only around the main shopping district but on the footpaths of just about every residential street.

I did think that the year 2000 was more or less rock bottom, and that Footscray has been recovering since then.

But I fear that the problem of hard drugs has returned. There are several people permanently camped at the south end of the Nicholson Street mall at the moment, and it is more than plausible that the cause of their misfortune is drug addiction, although mental illness or family violence could also be responsible.

Thankfully the problem of a syringe based litter problem has not returned, but that is because heroin is no longer the prevalent problem it was 30 years ago.

Last Sunday, I went for a long walk through Footscray, as I was going to meet a friend for a steak lunch at the Station Hotel and I had time to spare.

As I was walking down Paisley Street, I saw some fellow crossing the street to greet some friends. He was the sort of person who obviously, even to me, has some issues – excessively lean, weathered looking skin, tracksuit, and dragging a wheeled suitcase which contained what I assume are his worldly belongings. He was speaking in that unfiltered, manic, slightly too loud and enthusiastic manner of people who probably have been guests of His Majesty’s, and whose preferred vice is not premium red wine.

I turned to look at his friends who were sitting on the pavement in a disused doorway. I noticed that amongst them, one was holding what appears to be a white glass pipe. I assume that is what people call a crack pipe or an ice pipe.

So what can I say? Pass the Dutchie?

I try to be as non-judgemental as possible about the choices of other people, but it does sadden me that my home town is going backwards once more.

The Great American Nightmare? The Ongoing Relevance of Sinclair Lewis

The American Dream is a phrase which was first articulated in that form in 1931, at the heart of the Great Depression. I suppose that there are some parallels between that time and now.

James Truslow Adams, the populariser of the phrase, defined the American Dream as ‘a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement.’ He clarified that it was not about material possessions and wealth, but ‘a dream of a social order in which each man or woman shall be able to attain to the fullest stature of which they are innately capable, and be recognised by others for that they are, regardless of the fortuitous circumstances of birth or position’.

In the past few decades, as corporate America has increasingly turned its back on the working class and lower middle class in favour of higher profits through the management practices pioneered by ‘Neutron’ Jack Welch at General Electric in the 1980s, the American Dream has been placed at greater peril than before. Student debt, healthcare costs, and the disappearance of high paying and secure jobs for a large proportion of workers has caused the middle class to shrink, and the average American to become poorer and more vulnerable, more susceptible than at any time since the 1930s to the possible popularist manipulations of a demagogue.

The American novelist Sinclair Lewis was one of those writers who saw what we consider the American Dream to be more of a nightmare. In novels such as Babbitt, Mainstreet and Arrowsmith, he raised a mirror to narrow minded, small town, Middle America, implying that it was a culture hostile to the individual, imposing a stifling conformity through the social order. [Perhaps Lewis saw, as an intellectual who had been raised a socialist, with a serious alcohol abuse problem, that he would always be an outsider in that society.]

He did go further in some more disturbing novels. In Elmer Gantry, he mocked the hypocrisy of a lecherous and avaricious tent preacher, pursuing a career as a professional evangelist whilst leading a hypocritical double life as a womaniser, always avoiding the consequences of his conduct. He was almost prophetic, writing some 60 years before the sex scandals of various televangelists in the late 1980s.

Another of his novels, It Can’t Happen Here, was suddenly rediscovered by Americans in late 2016, causing it to become a best seller. Written in 1935, it covers the rise and fall of a populist demagogue (probably based on Huey Long) who, once elected President, dismantles American Democracy and rules as a dictator.

When you look at the recent misadventures of Donald Trump, it is not hard to see what Sinclair Lewis would make of the situation, nor how Lewis would interpret the social forces which have propelled him to power, and which may reinstall him in the White House next January.

When Trump was first elected in 2016, I did not have a problem with it. Being a conservative person, I would, if I were an American citizen, most likely vote Republican. I saw him as being different from the mainstream consensus of modern American politics in that he was both a nativist (as in the anti-immigrant ‘Know Nothing’ party of the 1850s) and isolationist (a long held American position where they did not interfere outside of the American continent and its immediate surroundings, but which was finally abandoned by its former adherents in the late 1940s).

His unfiltered tactlessness and gracelessness seemed refreshing at the time. After all, why should the dispossessed and disenfranchised former denizens of the American lower middle class find a voice against the bipartisan will of political elites who offered them nothing but continued decline into poverty and economic insecurity? Where was their American Dream anymore?

It was only in the period after his failure to get reelected in November 2020, where he urged officials in various states to overturn election results and then stood by as his angry supporters ultimately stormed the Capitol building to force the Congress to do the bidding of the mob rather than their actual sworn duty that I saw that there was a serious problem.

Since then, I have tended to see Trump as a combination of a buffoon, a paradox and a potential existentialist threat to the whole idea of America.

The last century of the Roman Republic saw a growing crisis as the former small land holders who had made up the bulk of that society came to be dispossessed of their stake in the nation, making them into an unstable urbanised poor, able to be played by rival factions of the rich, in escalating episodes of discontent and violence, culminating in the autocracy imposed by the Caesars.

Trump did not create the ‘deplorables’ who not only vote for him and cheer him on, but who may storm the Capitol in his cause. Social and economic conditions in the past half century have done that – most particularly the emergence of ‘Welchism’ as the predominant corporate management philosophy which has impoverished them and left them with little to lose.

Trump is simply a populist demagogue who is best able to harness the anger and fear of that growing subclass of people who have been ejected from Middle America in recent decades. He has nothing in common with them – he is rich and powerful and cloaked in privilege. This is clearly apparent to all. But he is able to make them believe that he is their friend, and that he is pursuing policies which will reverse all the disadvantage that has been imposed on them in that time – he will give them back the secure well paying factory jobs that have been taken away (by his ‘friend’ Neutron Jack) and restore to them their lost access to the American Dream.

The reality of course is much different. Policies from his first term mostly benefited the super-rich elites, and the ‘deplorable’ remain as badly off as ever.

At the same time as he is appealing, much as the presidential candidate in Lewis’ 1935 novel, to the impoverished masses, Trump also is fanatically supported by the Evangelical Christian Right. Just like the fictional Elmer Gantry and the not so fictional Jim Bakker, Trump is a serial womaniser. Unlike those aforementioned Christian characters, the thrice married Trump does not hide this. It is visible and in plain sight. Yet despite his personal failure to live up to the moral standards of the Evangelicals, they support him. This in itself in a major paradox, but possibly best explained by the estrangement between the educated liberal elites and the more conservative Christian undercurrent of Middle America.

As an outsider looking in, I sometimes do need to remind myself that whilst the USA speaks the same language as the UK and Australia, Americans think in a very different way, particularly about religion. [After all, even Homer Simpson goes to church every Sunday. Think about that!] And that difference is both hard to comprehend and disturbing in its very nature.

So where does that leave us? The failure of the Democrat party to find a non-comatose presidential candidate until this past week has put Trump in the catbird seat to resume the presidency. With the statements which he and his closest advisers have made on both domestic and foreign policy in the time since his defeat in November 2020 growing increasingly eccentric, sinister and outright irresponsible, a second Trump presidency is going to be far less innocuous than the first.

If this was Argentina, a nation which has since the 1930s been prone to populist autocrats and military dictators, we could relax and chuckle. But this is America, the greatest economy in the world, and the bulwark for democracy against totalitarian regimes. Nor is this a time when, with the wolf warrior aggressiveness of Communist China and the armed irredentism of Putin’s Russia, we can say the world is at peace.

There is a lot to worry about and Trump, if elected president as seems quite likely, could truly catalyse a descent into global chaos.