Australian Rules Finally Becomes The National Football Code

The reason why Melbourne is the sporting capital of Australia, and quite possibly the world, can be summed up in one simple word: economics. This one word masks a lot of complicated history and social progression. Organised sport is a very recent phenomenon. Before the industrial revolution, the vast majority of people lived in absolute …

A Plea To The “Honourable Men” Of The Victorian Parliamentary Labor Party….

Brutus: Let them enter: They are the faction. O conspriracy, Sham’st thou to show thy dangerous brow by night When evils are most free? (Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act 2, Scene 1) Julius Caesar is, in my view, one of the most under rated of Shakespeare’s plays, one which I feel belongs right up there with …

The Space Race Without Heroes – Retelling The Right Stuff

The late second temple Jewish general and historian known to us as Flavius Josephus is one of the most interesting characters of his society and time in history, not so important as Jesus or as influential as Paul, but perhaps just as fascinating in his own way. After all, his very survival of a suicide …

Collingwood get eliminated from the AFL finals – most of Australia has something finally to smile about

Ok… my team got eliminated in week one of the AFL finals, but after the 2016 premiership miracle, I am not too put out. One thing that always gives most Australians something to smile about is the suffering of Collingwood supporters. As a kid in the late 1970s and early 1980s, when Collingwood kept making …

Almost the face of a stranger

I shaved off my isolation beard yesterday. Not because, after almost six months since I started growing it, that the state of lockdown in the Peoples Republic of Victoria has come to an end, nor because it does not fit well behind the masks which have been mandated by our technocratic Premier when we set …

Getting the garden ready for summer

About 7 months ago I planted some lavender cuttings along my front fence. Two of those survived, and today I added another two plants I bought a few days ago from the supermarket to those. This is not much, but I feel that providing more food for bees is probably important, even on a micro-scale. …

All Power, No Responsibility: A Brief Appraisal of the Failed Andrews Technocracy

“Hell is truth seen too late” – Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan If, in some sort of twisted social contract, people were to consent to live in a technocracy with the removal of most of their rights and liberties (including much of their freedom of speech), you would expect at least that the technocrats running that system …

How can you tell when Daniel Andrews is lying?

His lips move. I think the answers of our technocratic premier at the enquiry into the failures of hotel quarantine do show a lot of short comings in terms of his judgement and his veracity. Yet thanks to Fiona ‘Yar Yar Binks’ Patton, he retains emergency powers to abuse for the next six months. And …

Be Unkind To Each Other – My Career Advice For Ellen

You know, there is only one movie I found so bad that I weighed up the lost cost of my ticket against the lost cost of sitting there for another two hours to watch it that I actually got up and walked out. That film was Ellen Degeneres’ 1990s screen vehicle Mr Wrong, which seemed …